Some guy attempts to get his cell phone from toilet and his hand gets stuck
Why do this things always come from China? Check this out, this man from the Jiangsu Province in China dropped his phone in toilet and tried to retrieve it but his hand got stuck. Emergency services rescued him with just minor cuts & a few bruises on his arm.
Man Actually Bites Dog!
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| Roderick Lewis, bit a police dog |
"A Connecticut man searching for some PCP attacked a police officer and bit his dog yesterday. Roderick Lewis, 23, reportedly approached Officer Scott Bloom in West Haven and yelled, 'I need a bag of dust.' Lewis reached into his waistband, Bloom tried to restrain him, and Lewis punched Bloom in the face. Then Onyx, the police dog, jumped from the police vehicle and bit Lewis' leg...and then Lewis bit him back. He bit him so hard, in fact, that he wouldn't let go of the dog until Bloom pulled him off Onyx. Lewis was charged with assault on a police officer, disorderly conduct and cruelty to animals."[via Gothamist]
What’s your take?
Picasso was in a park when a woman approached him and asked him to draw a portrait of her. Picasso agreed and quickly sketches her. After handing the sketch to her, she is pleased with the likeness and asks how much she owed to him.
Picasso replies: "$5,000."
The woman screamed, "But it took you only five minutes."
"No, madam, it took me all my life" replied Picasso.
[via inspire.boranikolic.com]
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